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    22Nov/20

    A Loose End

    22nd November 2020Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, Relationship, SexWelbie

    I met my woman off Twitter and we’ve been together for over a year now. Like she says, I have a way with words, so it wasn’t surprising that she was always

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    28Jun/19

    Hijab for Allah, Ass for Abdullah

    28th June 2019Distins, Flash Fictionconfession, feelings, fiction, Flash Fiction, SexWelbie

    ‘How far have you gone just to get some pussy?’ That was all I asked Kobby. It was one of the cool evenings in June, we shared several bottles of Smirnoff Ice

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    06Mar/18

    “Freedom!”

    6th March 2018DistinsGhana, Independence Day, Nkrumah, Shatta WaleWelbie

    “…and when the large crowd finally calmed down, bringing their victory chants under control, Kwame Nkrumah looked round at the faces of the multitude gathered at the grounds and asked in all

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    13Feb/17

    Last Seen Online

    13th February 2017Distins, Flash Fictionfeelings, Flash Fiction, Love, RelationshipWelbie

    Hey You up? typing Oh looks like you are Yea I am Lol what’s up? I’m going to be very straight and quite blunt with you… typing   typing Okay Do you

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    19Jan/17

    Queer Fetish : Twilight In Ashaley Botwe

    19th January 2017DistinsRelationship, SexWelbie

    (…based on a true story, or not quite.) The receding rays of the setting sun gave the room an eerily pleasant appearance, as the shuttered louvers cast shadows of horizontal projections across

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    12Dec/16

    Unexpecting The Expected 

    12th December 2016Distins, Flash FictionFlash FictionWelbie

    He went over the lines again, making it the sixty-seventh time. Adjoah.. In all this time we’ve spent with each other, I’ve come to love and cherish you for who you are.

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    07Oct/16

    Agoinsh

    7th October 2016DistinsFlash Fiction, RelationshipWelbie

    “Adunno.. It’s just.. You have this carefree laugh that gives me some warmth.. especially when you’re laughing at my jokes or some silly shit I did.  And your chin.. it’s cute. You’re

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    05Oct/16

    “Love Is Enough” they said. 

    5th October 2016Distins, Pidgin, chale.pidgin, RelationshipWelbie

    They say ‘Love Is Blind’ so ano know why this girl ein eye red for my money. Gave her half my pay about a week ago but this hunny, already dey here

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    09Sep/16

    Butter My Bread, Sugar My Kooko

    9th September 2016DistinsFlash Fiction, Ghana, Rape, Shatta WaleWelbie

    The following narrative is based on a bizarre event that occurred on Tuesday, 23rd August, 2016 at James Town, Accra. This narrative is intended to serve as comic relief and is in

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    14Aug/16

    based on a tro story III

    14th August 2016Distinspidgin, TrotroWelbie

    Click here for: based on a tro story II “HER-LOW… HER-LOW” A rotund man bellowed at the top of his voice into a cellphone, grazing three other passengers with spittle. He covered

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    14Aug/16

    based on a tro story II

    14th August 2016DistinsGhana, pidgin, TrotroWelbie

    Click here for: based on a tro story I She inserted the earpiece once again and tapped it furiously. Like earlier trials, it failed to produce any sound even though she was

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    21Jun/16

    based on a tro story…

    21st June 2016DistinsGhana, pidgin, TrotroWelbie

    He spotted the empty trotro coming from 120 meters away and he slowly detached himself from the company of the small crowd also waiting for  a car at the bus-stop. He strolled

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    02Jun/16
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    Hip hip hip?

    2nd June 2016Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, Poem, PoetryWelbie

    He glanced at the clock and saw it was quarter past one in the morning. He picked up his phone to send her a text before she got the chance to chide

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    22Sep/15

    Mala Suerte

    22nd September 2015Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, Life, Relationship, WorkWelbie

    He surveyed the contents of his room, casting his eyes about… looking but not really seeing anything. His eyes glazed over for a moment, deep in thought. Flashes of memories flitted through

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    28Jul/15

    The Boy Who Cried Meow

    28th July 2015DistinsFlash Fiction, Ghana, LifeWelbie

    It was the eve of Christmas. Chaka went to bed looking forward to waking up to a sumptuous meal the next morning. Being the second of three children to a single mother,

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    09Jul/15

    Morning Rounds

    9th July 2015Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, Ghana, Life, WorkWelbie

    It was a fine Monday morning, the streets already bustling with various activities. I willingly joined the moving crowd and allowed myself to be led by the throng of people who were

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    25May/15

    The Visitor

    25th May 2015Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, high, Relationship, Sex, weedWelbie

    The number you’re calling cannot be reached at this moment, please try again la- I cut the call. Gaddamit! Shitty network. I immediately start redialling. I have been trying to reach her

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    06Apr/15
    7th March In A Compound House.

    7th March In A Compound House.

    6th April 2015Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, Ghana, Independence Day, RelationshipWelbie

    It’d been two hours past her 8 o’clock curfew but Awo still had no intention of going home yet. The whole place had been thrown into a state of euphoric frenzy following

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    06Apr/15

    As He Saw It

    6th April 2015Distins, Flash FictionGhana, Independence Day, NkrumahWelbie

    “…and when the large crowd finally calmed down, bringing their victory chants under control, Kwame Nkrumah looked round at the faces of the multitude gathered at the grounds and asked in all

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    10Jan/15

    Finished

    10th January 2015Distins, Flash FictionFlash Fiction, RelationshipWelbie

    No one takes a shower quicker than a guy who just received the “I’m in your neighborhood” text from his crush; Or so they say, but my situation was quite different. I

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